Khyschenko Aleksandr

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     I entered an university, took up a hostel, made with friends our room comfortable, brought a computer, was asleep, woke up, went to my lessons, wrote, answered, defended term papers and laboratorial works, earned additionally like a loader, went for a walk after lessons, drank beer, started work - in short I collected pass mark 4,64 and entered magistracy with budget. This is all very briefly and almost about my years like a student, so, let's rewind back 22 years and look how it begin. Well ...

     ... in wintry, frosty day (February 25 1986), in 11 o'clock in the morning I came into the word. I had weight 9,7 pounds and was the heaviest in the maternity hospital (By the way I was born before an explosion in Chernobyl). My mother said: '...you were hungry from your birth'. I can't make out, so don't deny. I did my first steps in 9 months, before this I crawled so fast, that my parents sometimes failed to keep an eye on me. Contrary to this I was belt up as a boa constrictor.

     In three years later I was sent by my parents to kinder garden, like other children. By the way about them:
     Mother - Khyschenko Ludmila Petrovna, commodity researcher, spent with me whole evenings with the purpose to give me all knowledge, that she had. I make a profound bow to you, Mother.
     Father - Khyschenko Sergey Stepanovich, electrician, taught me all male work (which then I made an honest effort and father was satisfied with me). Thank you very much, Father.
     Well, I continued. In these years I contrived break my head three times (there are lots of blood and pain), make all girls in my group fall in love with me (Casanova), and receive a lot of gifts from them (it was pleasantly). I make no secret of the fact that I was capricious to food so I stood in the corner more then once and felt angry with my teachers. Anyway, I tender thanks them. Well, from day to day these carefree years passed.

     Then, like other children, I went to the first class. School years flow so quickly. I usually got only good and excellent marks (most of all - straight A), and took part in many actions, so I was awarded repeatedly. Three years passed and I went to the big school where the orders were totally another (I must be on duty and do a lot of home task). At the same time I was keen on football and played for combined team. Our trainer was Boronenko Uriy Mefodievich. Thank you, trainer, for an experience and skills, which I gained. There were tears and elation, injuries and cups.
     Insensibly I fell within in the 11 form by the time when I should think about the future. I quickly choose a university and a speciality. List of faculties and specialities came to my school and I decided: a faculty - KITA, a speciality - TKS. Then there were three unsuccessful entrances. Finally the day of interlocution came. As a result I passed with the mark 3 and entered to budget. Now I need only pass school exams. I did it and got 5 excellent marks. That was the way how my school life flow by.

     September 1 2003 - a young student with two bags went on the bus to the Donetsk. Life as a student started. I got to the group TKS - 03 b. I always learned equally and got a scholarship. I thought the screams at night like 'Halyava comes to me!' and student's prayer helped me. At the same time I earned additionally like a loader:

Избавь меня, Боже:
От декана рожи,
От контрольной близкой,
От оценки низкой,
От зачета стремного,
От стакана неполного,
От похмелья наутро,
И от пары занудной,
От работы курсовой,
От лабы чумовой,
От задания индивидуального,
От друга в стельку пьяного,
От скуки и тоски,
От ответа у доски,
От нехватки друзей,
Да, пивка мне налей!
Дай еды до отвала,
Чтоб плохо мне стало.
Дай мне выспаться сладко
В своей теплой кроватке.
Отвлеки, Боже, препода,
Чтобы шпор не заметил он.
Укажи мне на экзамене легкий билет,
Чтоб его лишь учил(а) я, остальные нет.
Зачет мне, о Боже, схалявь.
Степуху немножко прибавь.
Сессию отодвинь.
Вот и все... аминь...)))))

     An immediate aim is writing and presentation of my master's work. All male half of my group wrote: 'To plant a tree, to bring up a son, to build a house'. Frankly speaking, I think that builders have to build houses, biologists have to plant trees, and children don't need hurry. First, it is necessary to climb the ladder, next, how it says: 'Everything will buy'.
     Finally, I want to say like Henry Ford:

«Whether you consider that can make something, or consider that cannot – in any case you remain are right!»